day twenty two

you are gullible ah i mean you believed all that poppycock malarkey gibberish rubbish about my being dead and then you were really unbelievably amazed when i came back and write not one but two fascinatingly riveting pieces while actually being dead and it is two pieces because as i said in the first piece i woke up today and was dead i must obviously have been dead when i wrote it because i have not had any really remarkable psychic experiences of late and therefore could not know that i was going to die but then you know all that right so i am just wasting my time telling you all this right yeah i thought so yeah so fuck you mate