day eighteen
i actually cheated yesterday because i wrote two enchanting instalments instead of the usual one but i thought they were both very good and from the heart that it did therefore not really matter but i must admit to a little white lie there it was not two i did in one day but three because this was written yesterday if that is possible and i am not going to get into a deep philosophical debate with you about the possibility of being able to write something in the present and yet say that i was writing it yesterday which is in case you are exceedingly dumb and you are as well as being extremely gullible is in fact past that is yesterday is in the past hence the word yesterday which means the day before the one which is currently present or commonly called today but as i refuse to debate it i will stop so as i was saying i cheated and as such means that i might not see you for a few days hopefully if everything goes to plan but then again i might discover something really excitingly exhilaratingly inspired that i just have to tell you but i doubt it because i am now onto page ten in this thing and i have not actually had any excitingly exhilaratingly inspired thoughts except maybe in the sixth thingie when i said goob bye