ahead of his time

for further information regarding this blog please refer
to the first post 'an introduction ...'. thank you.

to make some semblance of sense from these rantings of a lonely,
naive, idealistic, cynical adolescent you should start at the bottom
and work up - if you can be bothered making the effort.
alternatively you can use the archive on the left.
thank you.


Thursday, March 30, 2006

a brilliant prose

A Foreword Or Two

i feel it necessary to state that there are views in this book which will offend some people but on the whole most are meant as jokes even if they are in extremely bad taste

i am not anti-feminist

i am not an atheist

i have no ill feelings towards women or religions while there may be offensive remarks please do not take them too personally because the purpose of this book is primarily to entertain and not to push my views ideals etc onto any of my readers

there are areas where i do express my views but these i hope will be easily distinguishable from the rest of the more entertaining enlightening parts

please also do not take offence at my abusing the reader of this book on a number of occasions because originally i wrote this purely for my own self enjoyment/mutilation and not for others to read but because you are reading it i feel it my duty to inform you that you are to be abused but because you are actually reading this you must logically be a person of impeccable taste and understand the humour behind any abuse you may encounter on your journey through my psyche

some of this will also be outdated when you read it but do not worry because it will serve as a good history lesson or at least give you an insight into the workings of a passive liberal university student of the nineteen nineties

thank you for enjoying this informative little introduction/foreword i have prepared for you as an introduction/foreword to this hopefully informative little book I have prepared for your enjoyment

signed the author