day twenty

when i woke up this morning i was dead have you any idea of what it is like to be dead it is a bummer man i think i might come back as a hologram of my original self unless of course it has been done which would mean my doing it would be really prosaic and trite but i have no evidence of it ever being done well there was al from quantum leap the tv programme you dumb bugger but he was just a hologram he did not die he just had an unfortunate experience with an experimental device and there was also his computer ziggy but was it a hologram or not and if so why have they not yet marketed it because it would be a really good present for all those yuppie technophile types i can imagine it now the ultimate gift better than a cd player for the car better than a portable cellular phone better even than a bmw 320i yes it is ziggy the portable holographic working computer there may however be a slight catch you may need to be a hologram to use it i will have to check with al so if i do come back as a hologram i will have no problems and if you do need to be a hologram to use ziggy the wondercomputer i am sure that no one will complain if we turn all the yuppies into holograms so that they can use it just think of all the extra money that will be put back in circulation and the environmental aspects of it less waste less carbon monoxide emissions the changes will be great someone remind me of it when i reincarnate please and now off on a totally different train of thought i have also come to the conclusion that unlike young mc i almost definitely do not come off even when i was alive i did not come off and that is a real bummer