day four

hey guess what its not tomorrow today but that is logical is it not but what i really meant was in relation to yesterday it is not tomorrow but the day after which means that i neglected to write any marvellous words of wisdim yesterday which would all be very confusing to you inanimate nonexisting whatevers to whom i am continually referring and most probably writing to which is all really just a little bit silly but then who really cares because no one is likely to read this stuff and if they do they will not understand it completely and therefore i am the only one involved in this pathetic pastime i call writing a load of cobblers although tonight there is a little problem i am having which concerns me not knowing what to write about almost like sale of the century tonight where steve and jude said that they could not find anything interesting to say about this date back in history so they just spoke a lot of crap to fill in their introductory minute or two just so that the new zealand public would not miss out on seeing judith kirk for less than her allotted four minutes each night which would carry the males through until the following night when they see her again but these people seem to have trouble come the weekend when they must go without seeing jude for seventy one and one half hours which could be tough if you enjoy fantasising about our lovely girl on sale and i am sure some really wish she was and she may well be but it is something that we do not know about because she has been sold to the russians and told to spy on the american embassy which she can easily get into being a famous nz personality but then what i have just said is probably liable and i will have her lawyer knocking on my door tomorrow morning to tell me to see her in court about these outrageous nay untrue nay wrong claims which no one has seen or heard before unless of course you are a psychic who has tapped onto my brain wave without my knowing it which i think is very unlikely because i am psychic myself and to prove it i will relate a story of what happened to me today while watching wellington play auckland in the shell cup one day semi finals which is all very exciting seeing wellington won quite easily but that is not part of my psychic experience which concerns one winston davis who came in to bat and increased wellingtons total a little while not scoring too much himself that there were legbyes and the like but because of winstons batting the crowd started shouting davis davis when he got to face and i just mentioned to my friend that he will get bowled and surprise surprise he was and that was my psychic experience for the day and no one can or will ever be able to get hold of my brain so up theirs