day two

well you know what i am extremely pissed off because i was getting something printed off and writing some more of my rather brilliant prose here and when the computer had finished printing what i had wanted it to print i finished writing because you can't write something about why you are writing while waiting for the computer to print something for you if the computer is not actually printing something for you can you even though i may be doing it now which is all really quite bloody irrelevant if you ask me but you did not because i am the only one who is having any input into this at the moment so no one can ask me something because there is no one here to ask me something you stupid pathetic person who would not know an incredibly insulting remark about your unfortunate inability to survive in these rather ironically inexplicably immorally incomprehensibly inhuman times in which we are currently living because you are a moronic irrelevant miserable wretched portion of the wax of a camels ear and probably would not be intelligent enough to pick up the fact that i have just pieced together an arguably brilliant alliteration based upon the letter i although to most people with a fair understanding of literary principles in the english language would however had picked it up instantly but due to the fact that you are the illiterate offspring of piranha fish faeces it comes as no shock to me to hear even though you can not talk as you do not exist that you did not and could not pick the alliteration in peters pickled peppers even with a knowledge if it is possible of what the term alliteration means when one is talking about written or spoken language because put simply you who is reading this does not nor is ever likely to exist in any shape form or function if indeed you can exist in a function which in my mind would be quite a stupid thing to do because who would want to exist solely to be exploited by superior individuals unless of course you are a female where it is your duty to be used and abused but naturally i do not really mean that although it is now obvious to me that i have been taking married with children and al bundy far to seriously and should no longer regard it as my only source of information on how to live with satisfaction but all this male superiority shit is avoiding the real purpose of this article which is the question of your existence and existence in general which is avoiding the question of why i started this in the first place which i can not at this present time remember which means that i have to bore you with rather inept discussion on the subject of existence and what it means to exist and the reasons for existing be it inanimately or animately which for those privileged persons amongst you nonexistees who have had the enormous benefit of absolutely no education whatsoever means in simple terms whether you are living such as i or not living such as you which can also be described in terms of biotic and abiotic but all this is rather basic background which i suppose is necessary for rather basic inorganic illusory deviants such as yourself and not really getting to the real crux of the question which is the matter of the reason for existence which as far as i am concerned is the question which has numbed the greatest minds of all the great civilisations which have ever existed on this planet and even a lot of those not so great minds of the very same civilisations as mentioned previously as having upon this earth existed which brings us back to the very reason for the existence which is so we can all ponder the reason for why we exist for if we did not exist we would not be able to ponder the reason for our existence because we simply would not be existing and would therefore not know the meaning of existence and i feel it would be rather difficult to discuss the meaning of a word we did not know existed and would in the end be rather a fruitless exercise and not to mention a total waste of time and if we were a physicist we would be asking for millions of dollars to do so and keep ourselves happy by building funny looking structures with names invented by fellow physicists which have no other purpose than catching supposed minute traces of the big bang which are only figments of the very same physicists demented egomanical mind so as they can say that they caught one and get a noble prize for wasting millions of dollars which could have been spent on more important things such as nuclear weapons and cfc production instead of satisfying the child mind of this now famous physicist cum lego builder and again we stray from the basis of this prose which is a discussion of existence which just to clarify my last point to you brainless lumps of pigs swill is that we would if we were physicists which i am glad to say we are not ask for huge sums of money to try and prove something that is just the product of an over imaginative mind so there