day twenty nine

today mum mentioned something about putting some mandarins on the salad but i thought that would be illegal let alone cannibalistic i mean i do not think that i would really enjoy having some chinamen or any other race for that matter in my salad in fact the prospect of eating anyone apart from myself or someone else for purely sexual enjoyment slash pleasure would probably put me off my food for that meal at least and knowing my eating habits that probably meal only but thinking about it all that is just bovis skatos to mix my ancient languages and i really must admit to being a bit on the cannibalistic side i mean i must have pissed off a fair few sultans in my life considering the hundreds nay thousands of sultanas i have eaten and i have recently just had some afghans as well the way i am going i will turn out to be like those aliens in that peter jackson cult classic bad taste who come down to capture and butcher humans because they are the ultimate food source which must be true considering we eat just about everything good bad or ugly i will have to remember to put a halt to my craving pretty smartish oh and by the way the six of us because my family makes five and one more a friend of fegof my brother makes six altogether ate about a dozen mandarins they were alright but a bit on the small size that is the problem with the asians at least sultanas have a bit of meat to them