day nineteen

you know all that stuff i told you yesterday and i really mean yesterday about me now only wanting to be known as john winston lennon the second do not worry about it so you can revert back to calling me what you usually do you know boofhead bastard face fucking dick and all those other nice names you have used in the past because i discovered i am john winston lennon the firsts reincarnation and therefore as such i do not need to be called john winston lennon the second because just knowing that i am the reincarnation of the really famous john winston lennon as opposed to the not so famous john winston lennon ie myself is enough to satisfy me and i do not give a monkeys a toss a shit or anything else for that matter about what you may think and feel and just to prove to you that i am john winston lennons actual reincarnation i will recite a new song i have written for piano and drum and violin and called imagine it goes like this

imagine there is no heaven it is easy if you try no hell below us above us only sky imagine all the people living for today imagine there is no countries it is not hard to do nothing to kill or die for and no religion too imagine all the people living life in peace you may say i am a dreamer but i am not the only one i hope someday you will join us and the world will live as one imagine no possessions i wonder if you can no greed or hunger a brotherhood of man imagine all the people sharing all the world you may say i am a dreamer but i am not the only one i hope someday you will join us and the world will live as one

it is bloody good right i think it is a guaranteed number one hit for sure it is definitely the best thing i have written in my short career as a song writer for sure and i am also working on something tentatively titled as in it is only a working title at the moment jealous guy but it is not yet finished a little sample though

i was dreaming of the past and my heart was beating fast i began to lose control i began to lose control i did not mean to hurt you i am sorry that i made you cry i did not want to hurt you i am just a jealous guy i was feeling insecure you might not love me any more i was shivering inside i was shivering inside i did not mean to hurt you i am sorry that i made you cry i did not want to hurt you i am just a jealous guy it is coming along quite nicely but it needs another verse i think something about catching your eyes and swallowing my pain

and I think that i will use guitar piano drums and violin on this one just to give a nice ballady sound next time i might have it finished and you should be able to hear it on my debut album the nerk twins for that is the name of my group album the adventures of bill and wally for that is the name of the album which will be an instant classic just like the album all or nothing the us remix album by those other misunderstood geniuses milli vanilli with such all time classics as blame it on the rain and girl you know it is true of which copy is found in every home in the western world right next to that other great classic the jane fonda workout tape but the nerk twins the adventures of bill and wally will be twice nay thrice possibly furice as good as even these eminently transcendent albums that means bloody good you plebeian philistine so you will just have to get hold of a copy preferably bought because if you steal it or worse still tape it off a friends copy you will not make me as rich as i should be and you could even help destroy the whole recording industry by your uncaring actions but i suppose if you were caring and did this the only thing you would be caring about would be your own financial state and who gives a shit about that i certainly do not well no that is a lie i do but only in as much as that you have enough money to buy the album which you should do at all costs even if it means having to go without food for a week because at least you will be able to enjoy the nerk twins incredibly extraordinarily awesome album so why complain look on the bright side your misfortune is making someone else ie me very happy and that should make you happy right