day one
well here we are again in this mean old town and you are so far away from me oops i mean here we are again sitting at the computer waiting for something to be printed off and it will not let me exit word perfect so i can play tetris or something so I must pass the time some other way like writing a pintless piece of prose about how i am waiting for the computer to print something for me but will not let me exit word perfect so i have to sit and write a prose with no correst punctuation and the odd spelling mistake to boot but i shall not complain because this could almost be called fun if you are in to the sort of thing where you are writing a piece of prose off the top of your head and not using punctuation but must keep the piece flowing so as it does not appear that there are full stops commas and other such things which should appear but do not purely because you are not using punctuation in your writing this time therefore assuming that you do use at least some form of punctuation when you are writing normally which i tend to do although for this little piece of penmanship with the computer i am purposely not using any form of punctuation whatsoever so the piece tends to sound like a very longwinded sentence which seems to go on forever without actually finishing which can be very boring at times and sound almost like a politician skirting around giving a proper answer to the question and boring everyone to tears with all his jargonistic speech which he learnt in his first days on the back benches reading the politicians handbook a guide to dealing with the media while fellow mps were arguing about some stupid bill which would allow politicians to swear in the debating chamber and call each other rude names like the right honourable brainless twat from the northshore and other such highly insulting and demeaning names which would cause high offence to those in the chamber and public gallery and may even offend some of those listening to the broadcast on the national programme although one would have to ask a why they would be listening to the national programme and not 99fm the future of new zealand radio and b why they would be listening to stupid politicians arguing about a pathetic bill to let them be even more abusive in the debating chamber than they are already but not allow this kind of behaviour to take place in caucus because after all the people in caucus are supposed to be running our country while those other mps are only there for the perks they get like their cheap travel and free accommodation and long holidays but this is all very irrelevant to what i was doing in the first place which was writing a stupid prose while waiting for the computer to print something but because its taking so bloody long i am going to abort it so there full stop just because i thought i had better use at least one bit of punctuation in this prose so as i would not appear a total incompetent
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